

ABOUT Me
In the words of my closest friends and family…
“I’d let her write my eulogy.”
-“Grammy”, roommate’s grandma
“She’s the third funniest in the family.”
-My dad, a father of two
“She’s a great conversationalist with a terrible Celsius addiction.”
-Kunal, my bodega man
“Somehow, she always finds a creative way in. Really, she sneaks in multiple times a week. ”
-Jen, my local WeWork office manager
“No one can pretend to smash my head under a teeter-totter better than her. ”
-Will Ferrell, costar in Step Brothers (true story) <—proof
In the words of me…
In the words of LinkedIn…
She’s great at crafting birthday texts and scheming up hypothetical business solutions for incredibly obscure problems. When she’s not writing, she’s probably putzing around the city looking for a nice spot of grass to sprawl across and stare into the void as she waits for genius to strike. She is also me. Heyyyy.
Currently freelancing @ Factory360, recently awarded a Silver Crowbar and short-listed as a Young Shit, now looking to find a forever home in adland.
In the words of the press…
(The time I ran a 5k after a very long weekend in Montauk.)